I was born sneezing in the 80s while the Italian Government was in order to enact the law «Official Methods for Cheese Analysis». Still as an embryon, I foiled a robbery arousing compassion in a coward thief and since that moment I dream every night to lose myself in Ranze the Witch's mantle. As a son of photographers, I grew up in the worship of Nikon and listened to wedding soundtracks. I lived a perpetual trauma during my entire childhood as a lookalike of the boy acting in Cinema Paradiso, signing autographs to my neighbours even if unable to write. At the age of 7 I fell from my bycicle and received six stitches of suture after meeting the former Mayor of my hometown.

Currently, I live as a parasite close to a hypermarket and I buzz at the door of retired people on behalf of the Italian postal service.